Rinzy Reviews ‘The Royal Wedding’ (2018)

I want to believe I’m in a better state of mind to talk about the #RoyalWedding – an event that stole #RachelZane from I and #MikeRoss. ๐Ÿ˜ค.

See, here’s a little backstory of how my ๐Ÿ’žโค๐Ÿ’– turned to ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’”…

Mike and I used to be roommates/friends until he stole a newspaper ๐Ÿ“ฐ cutout under my pillow and got the idea to show up at Pearson-Specter and eventually got #HarveySpecter to hire him by roughly said balls ๐Ÿ™„; there he met Rachel. If he hadn’t taken what’s mine, I probably might’ve been the one dating her. We’ve been beefing ever since. And now, #PrinceHarry has permanently taken her away from me. He even had her change her name back to #MeghanMarkle, an identity she never used when on #Suits, just so she doesn’t ever return to her one true love – Me. Yeah, he’s that afraid of the power of true love. 

I’m still heartbroken ๐Ÿ˜ข, especially since #DavidBeckham stole the awesome piece I intended we wear on our wedding day, which will never happen now. I just want to die! ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿค’. Anyone have any ideas? 

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Rinzy Reviews ‘The Dark Tower’ (2017)

Release Date: July 31, 2017

Budget and Box Office: $60M/ $113.2M

Starring: Idris Elba, Matthew McConaughey, Tom Taylor, etc. 

Since its release The Dark Tower has been generally criticized for being a poor adaptation of its source material – the novel by Stephen King. I just saw it and I say critics and audience might’ve been too hard on it. It doesn’t score much on the awesomeness meter, but it does try on the sensibility’s. 

Though not a strong contender for best film of the year, the movie boasts just two fairly strong performances from Idris Elba and young Tom Taylor. I had serious issues with the way Matthew McConaughey portrayed the role of a man with magic… It was very bad and unconvincing. 

The movie scores very low points for set, cinematography and costumes. Nothing out of the ordinary in any of these, which, I guess, aided its poor reviews. 

If you’re looking for something decent with a tiny western-modern feel you should see this The Dark Tower. Like I said earlier, it’s not unwatchable. ๐Ÿ‘Œ. 

PS: Whoever understood the unique concept of a Gunslinger and why Idris Elba’s Roland was resistant to the Man in Black’s magic should please explain. โ˜บ. 

Rinzy Reviews ‘Game Night’ (2018)

Release Date: Feb. 23, 2018.

Budget and Box Office: $37M and $116.2M

Starring: Jason Bateman, Rachael McAdams, Kyle Chandler, Michael C. Hall, etc. 

Game Night is a deeply satisfying comedy/action/heist movie. It scores all the right points. – Rinzy Reviews. 

I haven’t laughed the way I did watching this morning in a long time. Suffice it for me to say, almost everything about Game Night was perfect. ๐Ÿ‘.  Jason Batman and Rachael McAdams’ combination is electric and deeply satisfying. They bring a unique, subtle angle to the rightly overstretched couple’s comedy. They’re, in few words, picture perfect. I wouldn’t mind seeing them return to any screen ASAP.  ๐Ÿค—. 

The idea that a feature length film can be drawn from having a game night might’ve been laughable a few years back, but that’s what we get in this feature flick that rightly works. Though the movie suffers from what a lot of comedy flicks do – a weak villain; the vastly entertaining, lively pacing allows the sin to be easily forgiven. 

Have you seen the movie? What did you think of it? Do tell. ๐Ÿ˜‰.

Series Finale of ‘Once Upon a Time’

Every show had a beginning, and most certainly will have an end. The end of ABC’s Once Upon a Time is here and we’re very much ready for it. 

The show began in 2011, at the boom of supernatural TV demand and it was a delight to behold. We got to see, first hand, wonderful Disney characters we grew up with interwoven in ways we never thought possible. This novel interesting approach continued all the way through season 4 after which the show became a bore to follow with season 6 being the worst of the lot. Disney/ABC, understandably, still wouldn’t give up on the show and ordered a soft reboot for its seventh season, which still didn’t go well ratings wise… And here we are. 

With a plot too convoluted and twists so surprisingly shocking that they cease make sense, the show made its mark. That’s what it was known for. I even find it difficult recounting all the evenings that occurred throughout this final season. But one thing I know is, it became a showdown between new, but old, more evil Rumpelstiltskin, and a redemptive storyline of some sort for Regina.

In essence, I’d like to call Once Upon a Time Regina’s story. Since Emma left, someone had to take up the reins of the face of heroism; and even though grown up Henry tried that at first, I’m happy the writers realized he didn’t have the same charm and charisma as teenage Henry, so they switched to Regina. 

From Evil Queen to Good Queen ๐Ÿ‘‘, Regina got her happy ending and we couldn’t be happier for her. 
Once Upon a Time had a nice run and now its watch has ended, time to move on to other things. ๐Ÿšถ ๐Ÿšถ ๐Ÿšถ. 

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 5 Finale Reviewย 

Okay. What did I just watch!!!? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ … Scenes more heartbreaking than Infinity War’s. ๐Ÿ˜ข.  I’m sad, but let’s get right to it. 

This season, our favourite agents tackled time travel like never seen before, with the trick question ‘Is time a fixed entity?’ repeatedly popping up. Well, in the final episode of what’s been a tremendously interesting season we had our answer(s). Time isn’t fixed. In Jemma Simmons words, “Time isn’t fixed. It’s a fluid, ever-changing, beautiful thing.” And that’s what it is. Though it took us to new, dark places to achieve this new timeline but I’m sure we can live with it. Hopefully. 

I was sad to see Talbot go the way he did. He’s been an integral character since the early days of the show, helping our heroes get out of tight corners with the government. His misguided conversion to the dark side further butresses the point that today’s hero ๐Ÿ‘ฎ can be tomorrow’s villain… ๐Ÿ˜ˆ. Not to excuse him of his mass murdering offenses in anyway, but he, too, was a casualty in a war he didn’t ask for. His military training became his  when mixed with gravitonium, and his corpse litters space as evidence that evil never pays. At least in fiction ๐Ÿ˜. 

Where the road leads for Coulson, May and Fitz is best left to the imagination. Agent May went with Coulson to the island that looks like Hawaii, but I’ll best it’s Tahiti (who remembers? ๐Ÿ˜‰). Fitz, on-the-go other hand, has been left without the use of his legs, but I’m willing to bet he and Jemma can find a way for him to bounce back to his job, after all they live in a world with high-tech, magic and all the cheats that make life sweeter… ๐Ÿ˜.

Minor arcs 

  1. I’d always been interested in seeing how Deke would be written off, so I was sad it was done so poorly. He just wasn’t on screen again, without any explanation. ๐Ÿ˜’. Not cool, SHIELD. Not cool at all. 
  2. Mack’s the new Director of SHIELD. Way to go, big fella! 

Overall, this was a great season. Few shows get better with each new season… Agents of SHIELD is on top of that list. ๐Ÿ‘. 

The show returns Summer 2019, that’s more than a year from now, with a shorter episode order. I wonder why life’s so unfair to the good ones?  ๐Ÿ˜ข  ๐Ÿคง. 

What was your favourite moment this season? 

Who was your favourite character(s)?

Tell me, I wanna know. ๐Ÿ˜‰.
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Arrow Season 6 Finale Review

In recent years, the main problem of the show Arrow has been bad writing. It’s a story though the writers have a problem properly weaving together the various plots they themselves concorted; an issue that took a back seat last season (5).

For this season (6) finale, we see a lot of plots been poorly resolved and a villain, who was once promising but later became a shadow of his projected image, spilled over into the next season. These and many more makes me wonder how much more garbage can we, the viewers continue to swallow? How much more? If not anything, we deserve something disguised as quality… Remember seasons 2 and 5?
SPOILER ALERT!!! 

*I disliked the way Quentin was written off! 

For a character that’s been with the show since the first episode of the first season, Paul Blackthorne’s character wasn’t given a proper sendforth. Yes, he was injured. But this is the same kind of injury he and many other characters have suffered tremendously in the course of the show’s runs. It isn’t need that concussions and surgeries are like headaches in the #Arrowverse. So, why send the character that way? ๐Ÿ™„

*OLIVER is the GREEN ARROW

Yeah. We the viewers already know. But what does this major reveal means for every one in Star City, especially Felicity, Williams (whom I dislike so much ๐Ÿค•) and the rest of the Arrow crew? They all definitely have a target on their backs now ๐ŸŽฏ. Team Arrow can handle themselves, my fear is on Master and Mrs Queen’s safety. ๐Ÿค”. The full consequence of this reveal should be one of the highlights of the next season, unless the writers decide to show us why they’re called the bane of this show… ๐Ÿคฅ.

On the plus side: I was happy to see Sara again. There’s this different feel it had to weeing her on the waverider; I was just catching breezes of season 2 and 3 (before her first, real death ๐Ÿ˜‚). 

I still believe #Arrow is capable of so much greatness (if season 5 taught us anything), the writers should do their homework properly and stop limiting our intelligence and the show’s growth. Thank you. ๐Ÿ˜. 

Supernatural Season 13 Finale Review

SPOILER ALERT!!! 

If you haven’t seen the episode do good to leave now. You’ve been warned… ๐Ÿ˜Ž. 

Supernatural ended its 13th season run by taking our favourites to some very new territories. With a not-so-shocking death of a long time troublesome devilish character, ๐Ÿ˜Š, and a very-shocking transition for another, there’s so much reason to want the show returning ASAP for its 14th season. 

I for one knew Michael 2.0 wouldn’t honour his deal with Dean. Dean, too, should’ve known this, but was too desperate to care; the immediate threat was taking out Lucifer, and in doing so he’d cleared the floor for Michael to take over as the new devil. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ. I’m all for seeing the many destructions he’ll cause using Dean’s meatsuit… ๐Ÿ˜‚. 

The new state of things on Earth 1.0 leaves this new Michael as the only known Archangel alive… Remember Gabriel and Lucifer’s death? ๐Ÿ’€ 

Few questions I have:

1) Is #Lucifer truly dead? 

2) Is Dean-Michael going to be the primary villain of the new season?

3) How would Sam, Cass and Jack deal with this loss? 

4) How much longer can the show go on? ๐Ÿ˜‚ 

These and many more I hope the show quickly returns to tackle. See y’all in October. ๐Ÿ˜‰.

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